I keep forgetting to put titles

Here we are once again boys and girls, and Burge. Today's post is about Hamlet, so quit reading now. Hamlet is one depressed dude, and I guess hes not too happy about his uncle-father situation. I think the people in this play are on some major drugs, I mean they all see ghosts. The theme of the play is that way back when everyone was tripping out on drugs and seeing things. Bam, whole play figured out. There isn't any reason to continue reading about Hamlet and his depressive character. He really needs a hobby, one that doesn't involve talking to himself about how much of a whore his mother is, or talking to ghosts about being murdered. Hamlet just seems like a moody teenager, puberty is hitting him hard and hes completely overwhelmed. He's sad that he has a new dad and his allowance probably got cut or something. Oh how the teenage years are confusing. I'm completely off track, I doubt Hamlet is a teenager. Hes probably like 20, so 90ish in modern times. He should solve his problems by killing his uncle dad and "bed sheet jumpin' in" mom and take the throne. Then painting everything black and mourning about everything every day forever.